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Double click on any pin to go to the battle page. Click and hold any pin to view the other side along with the price tag. Change the pin layout from a "grid" to "scatter" by clicking the pin icons on the top right. New battles will be uploaded every week, and soon you'll be able to suggest your own.

The Best North American Country

Mexico is so awesome it's not even fair to put it in the same category.

The Best '80s Toy

Tease up those wicked bangs, slap on some neon spandex, and iron those acid wash jeans like you've never ironed before... It's time to decide which bitchin' '80s toy is the raddest of the bunch. Fuckin' eh.

The Best Religion 2.0

Let's face it, finding the right religion is more impossible than immaculate conception. So raise a glass of Koolaid to your favourite messiah and drink up loyal follower!

The Best Twins

Twice as nice. Double the fun. Lots of balls.

The Worst Ikea product

Do you ever get the feeling that Scandinavians are laughing at us non-Scandinavians? Besides, nobody likes the poopli kids.

The Best Grizzly Activity

Bears do a lot of things and those things are mostly very soft and fuzzy.

The Best Pole

Seeing as how they won't be around for much longer, it's urgent we declare a winner, once and for all, for the best Pole.

The Best Bald Philosopher

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.

The Best Deli Euphemism

Ah, genital euphemisms... Keeping the world tolerable in the face of the awful, unsexy names that virginal science-types gave to our fun zones. These examples are a bit phallocentric, but don't worry ladies. We'll have fun with your parts soon enough.

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