Double click on any pin to go to the battle page. Click and hold any pin to view the other side along with the price tag. Change the pin layout from a "grid" to "scatter" by clicking the pin icons on the top right. New battles will be uploaded every week, and soon you'll be able to suggest your own.
The Best Deli Euphemism
Ah, genital euphemisms... Keeping the world tolerable in the face of the awful, unsexy names that virginal science-types gave to our fun zones. These examples are a bit phallocentric, but don't worry ladies. We'll have fun with your parts soon enough.-
Wang Bone
Though misleading, this euphemism conjures up irresistible images of... whatever is wrong with you sexually. -
Pepperette
So maybe you fell asleep in the tanning bed. However it got that way, you just hope she likes a little spice in her life. -
Pork Sword
Pair the other white meat with the original phallo-extension et voila! A no-brainer that has graced the tongues of Tom Sharpe and Ellen Page.
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